Iddy Iddy Bang Bang!

Vetinari probably despises me right now. But it's only because he's #1 in my heart that he's also, uh ... my first choice of victim, haha. I just love making him pine, and making him force himself to pine even more due to the canon dangers of him and Drumknott entering into a relationship with each other. On the other hand, I sometimes do some terrible things to Drumknott to crush Vetinari even further ...